Monday, 6 April 2015

The Story Behind the Kite

The kite in the picture has a story. About ten years ago, my family and I were on the beach at Seaton Carew in the North East of England. My son was fourteen at the time and as we made our way to the beach we could see an unusual kite flying gracefully in the breeze.

It was an old man that was flying the kite and eventually we approached him and struck up a conversation. My son said "this is the kite I want". The gentleman said "here have a go". As my son flew the kite we found out that the owner actually made kites including the one that my son was flying. He was a member of a kite club and had been making kites for years.

After a while he said "do you really like this kite?" We said "yes we really did". "In that case" he said, "you can have it", Ever since, we have been grateful for that kind act and have flown the kite several times since but we never saw the old gentleman again.

The kite involved is call a hexagon because it has six sides. It also features a really long tail which keeps it really stable in flight. Three sticks form the frame on the back and its dead easy to set up and fly.

Saturday, 4 April 2015

Really chuffed about "Inside the Clock"

My time travel book, "Inside the Clock" is doing great. I can't believe how quickly I was able to write it and get it published on Amazon. I think Amazon is a great platform for any budding author who is able to write a reasonable book. I think it only took me two weeks to write this book whereas with my autobiography, it took a year. Of course the novel is much much shorter but is in fact much more popular but there you go.

"Inside the Clock"

I based the novel "Inside the Clock" on a true story. Its about me going back in time to a place in my youth and my first love. It was back to a day I wanted to change but was unable - until now. Everyone in the book is real as are the places, the place names and all the pets and animals that feature.
Whether or not you believe in the time travel bit, well that's up to you but I hope you enjoy the twist at the end which will get you thinking.

"Inside the Clock" book

The point here is that if I can do it without any formal training of any kind, then I reckon you can give it a go and probably do even better than me. Here's a tip for writing: Try to write about the things you already know about or even base a novel on your own experiences like I did. That way, you will be more confident about your writing, your content and theme. Don't be afraid to change a few things. After all its a novel and will only be based on your story.

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Can you relate to others?

I often find it a comfort to be able to relate to other peoples experiences. A problem shared is a problem halved as they say and it is quite true. When you share a problem or something that's on your mind, there is no doubt that you fell uncannily better. It's sort of built into us.

In this blog, I have attempted to put down all the experiences, adventures, failures and triumphs into a multitude of articles. I also have bragging rights like when I survived a helicopter ditching and also surviving two motorcycle crashes in one day. I've done a lot of stupid things but also a few good things too. But again, I hope that within some of these experiences, you can relate to them too.

Most of the things that you read about here are things that I was reluctant to do or engage in but in an age of deference I felt it was my duty to do them. Sometimes I wish I could go back an change things but again, when I look back on my life, I am content that I had so many experiences because it made me into the person I am today.

Monday, 9 March 2015

Put a tap on it



The use of a tap to stop the flow of precious pure water just when you want it to has been a long and tortuous road.
When I first started with water fed pole system there really wasn’t much on the market or many DIY idea’s about to solve the problem of turning off the water in a convenient way. I had a Freedom trolley system to begin with which was very well made but there was no sign of a tap of any kind. I would try to keep the trolley close to me and when I had finished a run of windows, I would rush over to it and just switch it off.

This is fine until you can’t quite get your trolley past that wheelie bin or up them steps lad! So you find yourself rushing about trying to beat the flow and getting in all sorts of bother. And just then the customer comes out and wants to pay you. Then the water runs out and you have to change the barrel – again. I say barrel because it’s typically in this situation that you want to save water because you have a very limited supply. If you are using a van mounted system with a large tank, then you may not need to worry as much about saving water and a full tank might just last you all day. But what about the water bill? If you are using a DI (deionising tank) to purify your water, then the amount of resin you will use might make your system uneconomical. Not only this, it is more convenient and faster if you don’t have to top up those barrels or big tanks as often.

This is when I got to thinking about putting a tap into the pole hose somewhere. Great but it dragged on the ground and got caught on everything. Then there was the great idea of having the tap on your belt. It sort of worked but if you had any leaks at all, you had a wet leg all the time. Not only this, it tended to be like some sort of alien umbilical cord which would forever marry you to your prize pole so you could never leave it. “Excuse me, can I pay you?” “Er...... no”

Some people would just kink the pipe and this worked quite well but the results would depend largely on what type of hose you were using as to whether or not the water would completely shut off and the pump would cut out as it should when it senses that the flow has been restricted. Then again, you would be stood there with that kinked hose in your mitt with nowhere to go again. Some would bolt a small eyelet onto their pole and this would be a place where it could be wedged until required once more. This would seem a good idea but it is still just that little bit awkward and unreliable.

There was always the high tech method. This seemed promising apart from the price. It was and still is a device that transmits a message to your pump/flow controller, you can turn off now. It’s like a remote central locking key fob. It is very good but has some downsides. The first is that you have to fumble for the thing in the first place. The batteries run out and worst of all its “line of sight” meaning that sometimes the signal that you are trying to transmit to tell the system to stop the water won’t get there so you run round the corner and aim it at your van and hey........

Alright the new versions are much better and there are some that can use the aerials of people’s houses to “bounce” the signal off. I’m not well up on this but I’m sure it’s getting there. This system might just be more appropriate for when you are doing commercial work rather than domestic houses. Not only this but it will cost more than that second hand back pack you are using....
The next thing I decided to do was to use the tap I got with the leather holster and just tape it to the pole. Now we were getting somewhere. It worked really well and it was close to hand all the time. It was almost instant too and all it took was a quick flick of my hand or thumb and it was done. The water was no more.

The only downside to this was that the tap was a bit heavy so it made the pole heavier but not noticeably so. The other downside was that you needed to route the pole hose internally and of course this meant that you had a big trailing loop to contend with but once you got used to it, it was pretty good. All I used for this was tape to secure the tap onto the pole in the best place near the bottom.


Then Unger came out with a tap that you could just trap the hose and it would shut off the water. At first glance this seemed to be the ultimate answer. It was light, it was cheap and it was effective....but there was a small problem. This came in the form of when lowering the pole, unless you wanted a massive trailing loop in front of the tap instead of behind it, you had to literally pull the pole hose which had to be external, through the tap again to get everything tidy before starting over again.
                                                             

Then we had the Aqua-dapter invented by window cleaner Steven Jones. This was truly a revelation and indeed it worked well. This works on a mechanical principle of pulling your internal hose which activates a small lever which in turn switches on/off the water - genius.


There are not many drawbacks to this system except that it adds a little weight to the top of the pole and if the pole is fully extended and heavy at the time, you do need to let go of the pole with one hand and pull downwards to actuate the mechanism although you could just stand on the hose and pull it that way. I never tried it myself. Normally this is not a problem and these taps are used extensively by many window cleaners throughout the world. I am not sure if this tap can be used with the hose externally yet so if you want to split the pole, then you can’t.
After this came the magical simplicity of the Aquatap invented by Scotsman Peter Fogwill.

This is light and again resides at the top of your pole. It works by twisting your pole. Twist one way and it comes on, twist it back the other way and it stops. Magic! The beauty of this is that you can have your pole hose internally or externally and it will still work regardless. Now that I like. The downside to this type of tap is that if you have a brush that swivels, then it becomes very hard to apply the twisting leverage required to actuate the tap but to be fair, not everyone is sold on swivel brushes. Personally, I would probably die without one but that’s another story.
Another downside is that because of the natural ergonomics involved in actually cleaning a window with a pole and brush, some inadvertent actuation of the unit will take place either switching on the water when not required or the opposite. I didn’t find this too much of a problem and a little change of technique generally sorted this out.

I have other idea’s which are at present being evaluated and tested but these are very basic idea’s and are already well tried principles that have been used before and not the perfect solution. In fact I don’t think there is a perfect solution but I would be very happy to be proved wrong.
Everyone will have their favorite method of cutting off the water supply and many will be satisfied with what they have at the moment because they have not tried anything else or that they have become expert at doing what they do. Some will wonder what all the fuss is about as their squeegee glitters in the sunlight.

Saturday, 31 January 2015

Time Travel Book - "Inside the Clock"

"Inside the Clock"
My book "Inside the Clock"  is doing remarkably well for a first time novel. This is a book that is based on a true story. When I was sixteen, I met a girl who I fell in love with. One day, I really mess up and do something that ruins the relationship and she ditches me for my best friend.

Virtually everything in the book is real and actually happened but some things are not. These are blended together seamlessly and you will have to decide what is real and what is not. Dates, places, people and locations are correct even down to what was in the newspapers on that day. I have changed peoples names but nothing else.

As I look back into my past, I yearn to go back to a certain day in my life but when I get the chance it can never be as I want it. If I change too much, will it affect my future? Will certain loved ones cease to exist when I return if I make the wrong move?

The clock featured in this novel is an antique that still exists today and is a strong player in the conclusion of "Inside the Clock".


In the writing of this book, I have had no training, no publisher and no help whatsoever. It just goes to show that if you try and keep on trying, then you can succeed.

You get quite a long free preview of this book by clicking on the "look inside" feature when you visit the Amazon Kindle page that features my book "Inside the Clock".

Above is  a screen shot showing you just how you the public have helped me in ranking "Inside the Clock" the time travel book.

Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Window Cleaning For Beginners - Get started here!

I have a site which I have been working on for 5 years now. It's on YouTube and I have compiled over 300 video's on window cleaning and some on how to use certain tools like the rivet gun which is handy in mending stuff including window cleaning gear.


All these video's will give you an idea on how to get into professional window cleaning and help you especially in the equipment side of things. I show you how to get into the business the cheapest way for using water fed pole and pure water so you don't need any ladders at all.


If you find all the vids a bit overwhelming, then I am always on hand to help you out personally if you want. It really isn't as complicated as it looks and most of what I recommend is cheap to make adapt and modify so you don't have to pay out a massive amount of money when you don't need to.

Just visit my YouTube channel for Window Cleaning Tips and Idea's


Sunday, 25 January 2015

Make Money from Window Cleaning - Free Video Guide

I can show you how to make more money from your window cleaning business by improving your technique, increasing your speed, improving the quality of your work and what is the best DIY methods to do it.

My video's cover many subjects involving window cleaning, special techniques and what sort of equipment to use and in some cases, where to get it from. I don't favour any particular manufacturer but instead try to stay neutral and choose the tools that are most cost effective and those that I can use simple DIY techniques that will enhance, improve and speed up your work. By doing this, you will undoubtedly increase the amount of money you earn.

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If you clean windows traditionally using ladders, then my video guides will help you to transition to a safer, more productive and superior cleaning experience using the cheapest yet most effective equipment.

Discover trade secrets to speed up and simplify your cleaning technique and at the same time make your investment pay for itself.

Compiled over 5 years, this series of video's will help both the novice and professional window cleaner alike. Everything is free with the intention of improving the the reputation and quality of the industry. Visit Window Cleaning Tips and Idea's today .